Porn Cliches, Or, On Not Seducing the Plumber: The Blowfish Blog

Please note: This piece, and the piece that it links to, contains descriptions of my personal sex life, sexual tastes, and sexual fantasies. Family members and others who don't want to read about that: please don't.

I have a new piece up on the Blowfish Blog. It's a true story about a porn cliche: specifically, it's about the time that I almost had sex with the cute hunky plumber... and then decided against it. And it's about the importance of understanding the difference between what we want... and what we think we want. It's called Porn Cliches, Or, On Not Seducing the Plumber, and here's the teaser:

Like I was saying, this was an odd conversation, and it took me a while to catch on. (I can be kind of thick about it when people are hitting on me.) But it didn't take that long. When you're alone in the house with the plumber, and he keeps bringing up sex for no good reason, it doesn't take a nuclear genius to figure it out. He was offering me the porn cliche, the impromptu fling with the hot young plumber.

And I was tempted to take him up on it.

For about ten seconds.

But here's the thing. When presented with the real possibility of it, the fantasy almost immediately lost its appeal.

To find out what happened with the plumber and why, read the rest of the piece Enjoy!

Comments

[BlueRhonda]

What a fun piece of writing! Normally you discover this AFTER your fantasy has taken place ...

[Toronto Plumbers]

He really make an impression on the mccain.. But joe the plumber is a real deal and he always bring out the new thing. Well, in their dept. they always bring out the real issues as per my concerned.

[Plumber]

This post is very easy to read and understand without leaving any details out. Great work