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Happy birthday to you
I went to the zoo
I saw a fat monkey
but I didn't think it was you because I don't use creationist logic.
Keep up the blog!
Posted by: valhar2000 | December 31, 2007 at 02:55 AM
Have a happy birthday!
Posted by: the chaplain | December 31, 2007 at 07:58 AM
Have a happy birthday!
Posted by: the chaplain | December 31, 2007 at 07:59 AM
Happy birthday to you
And to our Lord too
You don't look like a monkey
Because you're a created child of God
Posted by: Uriel | December 31, 2007 at 09:19 AM
Uriel! Shhh! We need to keep quite in order to infiltrate the ranks of these hell-bound heathens (who secretly beleive in Our Lord)...
Posted by: Valhar2000 | December 31, 2007 at 09:34 AM
Perverts and sodomites, the lot of them.
Posted by: Uriel | December 31, 2007 at 09:44 AM
Greta ... happy birthday. I can't think of any witty birthday verses, but I can send you a dozen long-stem e-roses:
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Posted by: Steve Caldwell | December 31, 2007 at 10:42 AM
Happy birthday to Greta
Cake, balloons and confetta-
Best wishes for the new year
Because life is wonderful and worthwhile without having to believe that you were created by a magic man who watches you day and night to keep track of his personalized Plan for your life.
That really doesn't work, does it?
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Posted by: Feste | December 31, 2007 at 11:06 AM
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Happy birthday to you,
And, uh ... ah, heck, the last line's not supposed to rhyme, anyway, right? :)
Posted by: J. J. Ramsey | December 31, 2007 at 12:57 PM
Happy Birthday to you,
And a good New Year's, too!
May you write more pages
Than Foley can do.
:D
Discovered your blog this year, and have greatly enjoyed all of your posts (including the cat pictures). Peace to you and Ingrid!
- Miz L.
Posted by: literaghost | December 31, 2007 at 01:21 PM
Happy Birthday Greta. And Happy New Year too.
Posted by: Trée | December 31, 2007 at 02:35 PM
Happy Birthday to you!
To this blog I am new.
But you now have a friend,
In a Texas public school...
Dang! That kinda rhymed. Oh well. Keep up the nice work out there!
Posted by: RHawk68 | December 31, 2007 at 02:39 PM
Happy birthday to you,
All angry and witty and wise.
Here's for a New Year of joy,
And the best kind of pain besides.
;-)
Posted by: Blake Stacey | January 01, 2008 at 09:24 AM
Happy Birthday, Greta Christina!
And by a remarkable coincidence, my birthday is the day after yours. 57 years decrepit.
Posted by: Duncan | January 01, 2008 at 09:43 AM
wishing you a happy fun brilliant jumpy smooth slutty lolling sweet and tangy birthday!
Happy 2008 too. With Love from Jenine and Dan
Posted by: Jenine | January 01, 2008 at 03:17 PM
Birthday greetings from the frozen north!
Posted by: King Aardvark | January 02, 2008 at 10:49 AM
happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to you
amphixous(sp?) says so too
we all have a common ancestor
and the creationists are wrong!
Posted by: anti-nonsense | January 03, 2008 at 01:37 AM
Happy Belated Birthday to you
You don't live in a shoe
I can't prove a negative
And neither can anyone else
Posted by: hoverFrog | January 03, 2008 at 08:22 AM
In view of recent events:
Happy Birthday to you
You can't go to the zoo
Tigers instinctively chase prey
Because they evolved that way!
Posted by: Rebecca | January 03, 2008 at 11:52 AM
Happy Birthday. Again, thank you for your consoling words on death.
Posted by: Gordon Peffer | January 28, 2008 at 09:01 AM