"For just a dollar a day, you can help guarantee these students' spiritual emptiness for years to come."
Hi-larious -- excuse me, heartbreaking, poignant, deeply touching -- video from the Secular Student Alliance, riffing off the "You can save little Sheila, or you can turn the page" motif. Hear all about the desperately needy secular students, "many of them in reason- deprived areas of the world, like the United States." Watch them try to keep straight faces. And see me and PZ Myers jump joyfully in the air!
Video below the jump, since putting it above the jump mucks up my archives.