"So what do you think caused your heterosexuality?"
"Do you think your heterosexuality might be a phase you'll grow out of?"
"Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality?"
"What exactly do men and women do in bed together?"
When I was on my recent speaking tour in Iowa and Ohio, I did this hilarious video interview with Ashley Paramore, video blogger extraordinaire and development director of the Secular Student Alliance. In it, I play a very concerned lesbian therapist, trying to "treat" Ashley's heterosexuality... and asking the kinds of questions that LGBT get asked all the freaking time. (After all, there are so few happy heterosexuals in the world -- wouldn't you want to be cured of it if you could?)
Video after the jump, since putting it before the jump mucks up my archives. Enjoy!
I would love to take credit for this idea if I could. But these kinds of "heterosexual questionnaires" have been floating around for a while, and this particular one was located (and proposed to me) by Ashley, from her Sexual Psychology class and from Psychology Today. I'm just along for the ride.