"Gorgeous!" came the voice. "Absolutely gorgeous! I especially liked the chair-schtupping, dollface. Sometimes they say we're goin’ too blue, but I got one thing to say to that, people -- ain't no such thing as too blue. Va-va-va-voom, miss, you're a tsatskeh if I ever saw one, if you don't mind my saying. A maidel mit a klaidel."
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