"I'm not a fundamentalist. I don't believe in every word of the Bible. But I do believe in the teachings of Jesus. They're so full of love and peace and tolerance. That's where I get my divine inspiration from."
I'll grant that the philosophy of the Jesus character in the New Testament is, in many ways, an improvement over the Old Testament. It's a lot lighter on the genocidal brutality and violence, for one thing. And some of the ideas in the Gospels are pretty decent ones.
But it's a very mixed bag indeed. And while a mixed bag is okay if you're just talking about human ideas -- every one of the thinkers I admire have some ideas I think are coo-coo or messed up or just plain wrong -- it's a lot more problematic when you believe that the ideas in question come straight from the mouth of a perfect God.
There are some seriously screwed-up ideas in the Gospels. And they're ideas that run counter to some of the most treasured principles of most modern progressives... including progressive Christians.
I want to list them here.
A few quick ground rules:
I'm talking here about my own opinion about what is or is not a screwed-up idea. But I am going to focus on ideas that most modern progressives agree are screwed-up (or would, if the ideas hadn't come from Jesus).
I'm not going to cite references to hell and damnation. I do think that's one of the most profoundly messed-up ideas in the Gospels, and it's one of the most prevalent; but I've already catalogued it previously.
And I'm not going to cite the self-aggrandizing "I am God" stuff, as it seems like a rhetorical dead-end. After all, the whole question of whether Jesus was or was not God is exactly the point on which Christians and I disagree, so pointing to it as an example of a problematic philosophy is a bit too circular for my taste. Instead, I'm going to focus on ideas in the Gospels that most progressives would find troubling... completely apart from the question of Jesus's divinity (or, indeed, his existence).
I will, however, talk about both the hell stuff and the "I am God" stuff when it points to some other troubling aspect of the Jesus philosophy... such as the oft-repeated "Believing that I am God and following my teachings is the only right way to practice religion" trope.
I'm also not going to bother with factual errors (like "there are some standing here who will not taste death before they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom"), or internal contradictions (such as the whole "Should you do your good Christian works openly or secretly?" question), or instances of Jesus just being a jerk (like blighting the fig tree, and the whole "dissing his mother and brothers" thing). And I'm not going to nitpick every little idea in the Gospels that sort of bugs me.. I'm just going to talk about seriously troubling ethical and political ideas.
When a verse is repeated almost word for word from one book to another, I won't repeat it in this list, unless for some reason it seems to bear repeating. (Which is why there's a lot more from Matthew than any of the other four books.) And I'm quoting from the Revised Standard Version.
Here we go!