Here's the meme instructions:
1. Grab the nearest book (that is at least 123 pages long).
2. Open to p. 123.
3. Go down to the 5th sentence.
4. Type in the following 3 sentences.
5. Tag five people.
Okay. The nearest book is the comic collection "Hot Throbbing Dykes to Watch Out For" by Alison Bechdel (lately of Fun Home fame). Here are the 6th, 7th, and 8th sentences on Page 123:
"My, but you're curiously well-informed for someone who's been in a preponderantly flannel relationship herself for the past sixteen years. Unless the U.P.S. babe has been delivering more than packages."
"No such luck. I read about it in a magazine."
(Quick context explanation: Toni had been explaining to Harriet why a lesbian would put a condom on a dildo; her partner Clarice is asking how and why she knows this. And yes, I know, I typed four sentences instead of three. So sue me.)
I'm not going to tag anyone else, since I don't like tagging people non-consensually and I don't have the energy right now to round up five consensual tagees. If you like the meme, consider yourself tagged. Wa-hoo!