Happy Birthday To Me
Happy birthday to me
I don't live in a tree
But I look like a primate
Because I am one.
Happy birthday to me... and happy New Year to all y'all!
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- All I Really Need To Know I Learned From Porn -- Or Not
- Which Side Are You On? Pro-Porn and Anti-Porn Arguments
- Willing
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- Perfect Porn and Other Myths
- Right Wing Hypocrisy, or Why Sex Guilt Fucks Things Up For Everyone
- Not Going There
- On Jealousy
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- Lost Girls: A Review
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- A Sex Writer's Defense of Visual Porn
- Reality Porn: British Phone Box Cards
- Ogle Therapy
- Broccoli or Tofu? Sexual Differences in Relationships
- Children Become Adults -- Stop the Presses!
- Please Think of the Children: Sex Offender Hysteria
- The Aging Slut
- Are We Having Sex Now or What?
- Going Wild: A Feminist's Defense of the "Girls Gone Wild" Girls
- Oral Arguments: A Dyke's Defense of Blowjobs
- If You Believe in Bisexuals, Clap Your Hands: My Letter to Dan Savage
My Favorite Posts and Conversations: Atheism
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- The Content of Their Character: Judging On the Basis Of Beliefs
- Defensiveness, Rationalization, Mulishness... What Does That Have To Do With Religion? Mistakes Were Made, Part 2
- What's the Harm in a Little Woo?
- The 100% Solution: On Uncertainty, And Why It Doesn't Matter So Much
- On Forgiveness
- The Meaning of Death, Part 2 of Many: Motivation and Mid-Life Crises
- "Let Them Make Up Their Own Minds": Bringing Up Kids Without God
- How Sweet the Sound: Atheism and Religious Music
- Atheist Funerals
- If You Weren't An Atheist, What Would You Be?
- True or False? Helpful or Harmful? The Two Different Arguments About Religion
- Godless is the New Black: Is Atheism Just a Trend?
- "A Relationship Between Physical Things": Yet Another Rant On What Consciousness And Selfhood Might Be
- The Meaning of Death: Part One of Many
- Atheists and Anger: A Reply to the Hurricane
- Atheists and Anger
- Why Religion Is Like Fanfic
- Good Cop, Bad Cop: Atheist Activism
- The Argument From Design Part Two: What Would We Do If We Didn't Exist? Plus Begging the Question, and What Is the River Trying To Do?
- The Argument From Design -- Now With 40% More Cosmology! Or, Why David Hume Rocks
- Is Atheism What Makes Happy Atheists Happy?
- "Where is my Faith": Mother Teresa and Suffering
- Does The Emperor Have Clothes? Religion and the Destructive Force of Asking Questions
- A Self-Referential Game of Twister: What Religion Looks Like From the Outside
- Eternal Fire: What Jesus Says in the Gospels About Hell
- "Someone's looking out for me": God and the Minneapolis Bridge Collapse
- Invisible Punishment: Hell as Social Control
- The True Faith: Liberal and Conservative Christianity
- "Give her an out": Prayer and Terminal Illness
- Craig Thompson's "Blankets": Atheism in Pop Culture Part 3
- The Jasmine Episodes: Atheism (and Anti-Theocracy) in Pop Culture
- The Problem of Suffering
- Comforting Thoughts About Death That Have Nothing To Do With God
- Stranger in an Increasingly Strange Land: An Atheist Identity, Part 2
- Not a Butler, Either: An Atheist Identity
- Even If It's Wrong: Barack Obama, Religious Faith, and Same-Sex Marriage
- Mitt Romney: Gay Marriage Makes Baby Jesus Cry
- Dancing Molecules: An Atheist Moment of Transcendence
- Professor Brainiacs and Smarty Pants Know-It-Alls: Popular Perceptions of Science and Scientists
- The Slog Through the Swamp: What Science Is, And Why It Works, And Why I Care
- A Lattice of Coincidence: Metaphysics, the Paranormal, and My Answer to Layne
- How I Became an Atheist, Why I Became an Atheist: Part 3
- How I Became an Atheist, Why I Became an Atheist: Part 2
- How I Became an Atheist, Why I Became an Atheist
- Defending the Blasphemy Challenge: A Reply
- Atheists on Religion, Believers on Religion, Part 3
- Atheist or Agnostic?
- The Unexplained, the Unproven, and the Unlikely
- Why Are We Here? One Agnostic's Half-Baked Philosophy
- Love the Inventions, Hate the Inventors: Smacking Around Mark Morford, Round 2
- Oh, The Believer and the Skeptic Should be Friends...
- Transcendental Skepticism: My Letter to Mark Morford
My Favorite Posts, Etc: Art, Politics, Other Stuff
- On Illness, Bodies, and This Weird Free Will Thing
- "Strive to keep the door open": An Interview with "Mistakes Were Made" Co-Author Carol Tavris
- Defensiveness, Rationalization, Mulishness... What Does That Have To Do With Religion? Mistakes Were Made, Part 2
- Mistakes Were Made (But Not By Me): Why We Justify Foolish Beliefs, Bad Decisions, and Hurtful Acts -- A Review
- Is Altruism Real?
- It Isn't Like That
- A Reality Show About Art: Project Runway
- Oscarology: The Readings
- Untested by Definition: A Rant on Alternative Medicine
- Not Butch, Not Femme
- Free Speech for Evil, Hateful, Repulsive Nutjobs? You Betcha!
- Short Memories: AIDS Denialism and Vaccine Resistance
- How Gay Marriage Is Destroying Normal Marriage -- No, Really
- A Losing Battle: Is Weight Loss Counter-Productive?
- The Galileo Fallacy, and the Gadfly Corollary
- Defending Disruption
- Dinner, Art, and Class Warfare: The French Laundry
- Literally
- Professionalism = Selling Your Soul: A Feminist Rant on "The Devil Wears Prada"
- Abbey Road or Let It Be? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
- One In Seven: Why Civil Unions Aren't Enough
- My New Favorite Picture
- What This Blog Is -- And What It Isn't: A Reply
- Getting Older Means Never Having To Care About What's Cool
- Joined At the Brainstem: Relationships and Privacy
- Hate Crime Laws, and the Difference Between Speech and Evidence
- So Christopher Hitchens Walks Into A Bar...
- The Martians Explain Consciousness
- Ninth and Bryant Parking Garage: A Review
- Brain, Brain, What Is Brain? or, Is Gender Hard-Wired?
- The Death of the Novel?
- Hurricane Katrina, and What Government Is For
- Why I Like "Harry Potter" Better than "Lord of the Rings"
- Art diary, 4/18/06: LACMA, MOCA, and Why All Art Would Be Improved by Snarling Bears
- The South Dakota Thing
Happy birthday to you
I went to the zoo
I saw a fat monkey
but I didn't think it was you because I don't use creationist logic.
Keep up the blog!
Posted by: valhar2000 | December 31, 2007 at 02:55 AM
Have a happy birthday!
Posted by: the chaplain | December 31, 2007 at 07:58 AM
Have a happy birthday!
Posted by: the chaplain | December 31, 2007 at 07:59 AM
Happy birthday to you
And to our Lord too
You don't look like a monkey
Because you're a created child of God
Posted by: Uriel | December 31, 2007 at 09:19 AM
Uriel! Shhh! We need to keep quite in order to infiltrate the ranks of these hell-bound heathens (who secretly beleive in Our Lord)...
Posted by: Valhar2000 | December 31, 2007 at 09:34 AM
Perverts and sodomites, the lot of them.
Posted by: Uriel | December 31, 2007 at 09:44 AM
Greta ... happy birthday. I can't think of any witty birthday verses, but I can send you a dozen long-stem e-roses:
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Posted by: Steve Caldwell | December 31, 2007 at 10:42 AM
Happy birthday to Greta
Cake, balloons and confetta-
Best wishes for the new year
Because life is wonderful and worthwhile without having to believe that you were created by a magic man who watches you day and night to keep track of his personalized Plan for your life.
That really doesn't work, does it?
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Posted by: Feste | December 31, 2007 at 11:06 AM
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Happy birthday to you,
And, uh ... ah, heck, the last line's not supposed to rhyme, anyway, right? :)
Posted by: J. J. Ramsey | December 31, 2007 at 12:57 PM
Happy Birthday to you,
And a good New Year's, too!
May you write more pages
Than Foley can do.
:D
Discovered your blog this year, and have greatly enjoyed all of your posts (including the cat pictures). Peace to you and Ingrid!
- Miz L.
Posted by: literaghost | December 31, 2007 at 01:21 PM
Happy Birthday Greta. And Happy New Year too.
Posted by: Trée | December 31, 2007 at 02:35 PM
Happy Birthday to you!
To this blog I am new.
But you now have a friend,
In a Texas public school...
Dang! That kinda rhymed. Oh well. Keep up the nice work out there!
Posted by: RHawk68 | December 31, 2007 at 02:39 PM
Happy birthday to you,
All angry and witty and wise.
Here's for a New Year of joy,
And the best kind of pain besides.
;-)
Posted by: Blake Stacey | January 01, 2008 at 09:24 AM
Happy Birthday, Greta Christina!
And by a remarkable coincidence, my birthday is the day after yours. 57 years decrepit.
Posted by: Duncan | January 01, 2008 at 09:43 AM
wishing you a happy fun brilliant jumpy smooth slutty lolling sweet and tangy birthday!
Happy 2008 too. With Love from Jenine and Dan
Posted by: Jenine | January 01, 2008 at 03:17 PM
Birthday greetings from the frozen north!
Posted by: King Aardvark | January 02, 2008 at 10:49 AM
happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to you
amphixous(sp?) says so too
we all have a common ancestor
and the creationists are wrong!
Posted by: anti-nonsense | January 03, 2008 at 01:37 AM
Happy Belated Birthday to you
You don't live in a shoe
I can't prove a negative
And neither can anyone else
Posted by: hoverFrog | January 03, 2008 at 08:22 AM
In view of recent events:
Happy Birthday to you
You can't go to the zoo
Tigers instinctively chase prey
Because they evolved that way!
Posted by: Rebecca | January 03, 2008 at 11:52 AM
Happy Birthday. Again, thank you for your consoling words on death.
Posted by: Gordon Peffer | January 28, 2008 at 09:01 AM