It's official: This is the funniest thing I've seen online all week.
It's the Helsinki Complaints Choir. And it's exactly what that sounds like. (BTW, the video isn't really eight and a half minutes long -- it's more like six and a half, for some reason there's two minutes of blank space at the end.)
Apparently this complaints choir thing is a growing and worldwide artistic movement. If you go to YouTube and do a search on "complaints choir" (or just go to the complaints choir website -- damn, i love this century!), you'll find a bunch. But the Finnish one is by far the best. I think my favorite complaint in the whole song (probably because I was just talking about it) is "Old forests are cut down and turned into toilet paper/And still all the toilets are always out of paper." It sounds so lyrical and haunting in Finnish!
Thanks to Pharyngula for the tip... and for the hilarious conversation afterward. We really need to get the Atheist Complaints Choir going!